Don’t squat with your spurs on.

Don’t interfere with something that ain’t botherin’ you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The easisest way to eat crow is while it’s still warm.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave, or put on your makeup, in the mirror every morning.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try ordering’ somebody else’s dog around.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Generally, you ain’t learnin’ nothin’ when your mouth’s a jawin’

Tellin’ somebody to get lost and makin’ them do it are two entirely different propositions.

If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure they’re still with ya.

Good judgement comes from experience, an a lotta that comes from bad judgement.

When you’re throwing’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown arond by someone else.

Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

And, never, ever, miss a good chance to shut up.

Anon